This blog post is for the filthy rich only.

Hand screened Atheist symbol mouse pad.

We offer great bulk rates at The Wits's End.  For example; did you know that if you are silly rich, you could buy 40 of these hand screened mouse pads for under $200?  That's an awesome deal, right?  I know.

Once you have them, you can use them to:

• Level that wobbly dining room table in time for the holiday feast.
• Ease your staff's attempts to open recalcitrant jars in the kitchen.
• Keep your Tibetan Mastiff's water bowl from sliding.
• Patch the hole in the west wing guest room bathroom arising from the unfortunate attempt to launch your own party network satellite.
• Use it as a template to draw an Atheist symbol in the GIMP.
• Wallpaper the Lotus Exige garage room.

The possibilities are endless! Why not buy 8,000 now and line your driveway!