Saturday, February 20, 2016

We are pumping out some new designs at the store

There haven't been a lot of blog posts recently, but that doesn't mean that I have not been active.  I've put out a number of new tee shirt and mouse pad designs.  


Brains are awesome

This is the type of shirt you want to wear when you are having a discussion with someone and wondering how they even remember to breathe:

Brains are awesome

Shout

Are you feeling frustrated?  Do you want to help people learn to express their opinions?  Are you a fan of 80s bands? Then this might be a great shirt for you.

Most people aren't aware of it, but the song Shout, by the British band Tears For Fears was actually meant to encourage contemporary youth to protest, and make their feelings  and beliefs heard.  It tried to get them to learn for themselves, rather than just blindly following the pack.

We're in an election year, and there are some extremely important issues facing us here in the US (of course, the shirt is appropriate anywhere) and we should be trying hard to encourage people to get involved. This is, of course, up to us; the shirt isn't going to do anything except perhaps get some conversations started.
Shout


Have you tried flinging poo at it? 

Have you tried flinging poo at it? This is a tee for all of those IT department members, and for the family/office/neighborhood "computer experts" that everyone is always coming to for help with their computers. Reminiscent of Roy and Moss and their familiar "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" - but with a decidedly simian perspective.

Have you tried flinging poo at it?

A-T-H-E-I-S-T


This shirt spells out Atheist using an A and the initial letters of the words 'thoughtful', 'honest', 'ethical', 'intelligent', 'skeptical', and 'thinker'.
This shirt is is available with the Atheist symbol done as a discharge print on either the front (under the text) or the back of the shirt. The discharge pull is an additional five dollars. Color of the discharge will vary depending upon the color and brand of the shirt, but in general it will be a light tan or gray.
A-T-H-E-I-S-T



The Number of the Beast, in binary code

OK, as an Atheist, you don't believe in this. You also know that the number of the beast really isn't '666' but is instead, supposedly, 616. However, the general consensus amongst the believers is that the Antichrist (which you also know refers to Roman political leaders of the first century) is supposedly marked with the number of the beast and that number will be 666. Well, now you have a chance to subtly mess with those that are worried about such things, and bring it all into the digital age; by wearing a shirt which gives a binary representation of '666'.
The number of the beast, in binary

Sometimes, Evolution Sucks V2 tee

Hey look, there is another version!

Some people wanted the design on one horizontal line, so here it goes. (The orginal design is coming up next)

Are you feeling small and insignificant? Consider the chicken - at one time, it was a Tyrannosaurus Rex. This shirt shows some of the stages of the evolutionary change. It has silhouettes of a T-Rex, an archaeopteryx, a jixiangornis and a chicken. Sizes are not to scale nor is the design necessarily totally scientifically accurate, but it is simply meant to represent the stages. The design can be printed on the front or the back, and the colors can be customized
Sometimes, evolution sucks - version 2

Sometimes, Evolution Sucks tee

You've seen the meme, now get the shirt!

Are you feeling small and insignificant? Consider the chicken - at one time, it was a Tyrannosaurus Rex. This shirt shows some of the stages of the evolutionary change. It has silhouettes of a T-Rex, an archaeopteryx, a jixiangornis and a chicken. Sizes are not to scale nor is the design necessarily totally scientifically accurate, but it is simply meant to represent the stages. The design can be printed on the front or the back, and the colors can be customized.

Sometimes, evolution sucks - version 1

Made With Love (and Science!)


with atom symbol

We don't need any storks! Your baby was made with love and science - note that the 'o' in love is represented by an atom. This onesie is appropriate for the science minded, freethinkers, and in regards to IVF.

Made with love (and science!)

There are many more designs

On tee shirts, onesies, mouse pads, tote bags, key chains and other items; covering Atheism, science, humor, intactivism, vegetarianism, and more. Visit our store to see all of our offerings:
http://witsendstore.com

1 comment:

  1. Most of the designs will look good on T-shirts!

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